Kuiper and a small yellow dog run around the yard together. Kuiper's tongue is sticking out.

Our First Epic Road Trip

“Mr. Watson — Come here — I want to see you.” Alexander Graham Bell, first intelligible words spoken over the telephone, 1876

We are home!! I was trying to get a formal portrait of Kuiper reuniting with his brother #focothedog, but a squirrel suddenly ran along our back fence, so we’ll go with this.

We still have some unpacking to do, but here’s some fun stats from our trip.
🌛 DISTANCE TRAVELLED: 7,561 miles (12,168 km)
🌛 AVERAGE GAS MILEAGE: 33.5 mpg (14.2 kpl) Thanks @Honda Fit!!
🌛 DAYS ON THE ROAD: 33
🌛 DAYS ON THE ROAD SOLO: 18
🌛 VISITS TO PANERA: 5
🌛 ITEMS OF CLOTHING LEFT BEHIND (that we know about): 2
🌛 TIMES KUIPER TRIED TO MARK A ROSEBUSH AND IT DID NOT END WELL: 1
🌛 ITEMS DESTROYED BY KUIPER DUE TO POOR SUPERVISION: 3
🌛 POSTCARDS SENT: 28 (many more to come)
🌛 POUNDS OF @orijenpetfood CONSUMED: 22
🌛 T-SHIRTS ACQUIRED: 9
🌛 SKATEBOARDS ACQUIRED: 1
🌛 MUSEUMS VISITED: A lot

Future Instaprojects include but are not limited to:
🌜 Teaching Kuiper to skateboard
🌜 Building a 3D dog scanner to create video game mods (have this all worked out, just need more old Android phones/tablets with cameras. I am happy to pay shipping.)
🌜Learning to use Adobe Lightroom like a fancy person
🌜More travel! Although we do not have #paxwest badges this year, we’re planning on driving up to Seattle in a couple of weeks just for the @arenanet#guildwars2 fifth-anniversary party! 😍😍😍
🌜 Ideas??

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